You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?īdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent BĪnd then czar? Yeah, it' s uh like a Russian czar Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?
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Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old oneĪ is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czarĪnd if you see him would you mind telling him? Thank you, it, s a, it's an alphabet song I' m working on Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? Example: Hello.Įxplanation of our link flairs Join our /r/bookclub Don't forget /new! Filter by Flair AMA Weekly Thread Mod PostĪma Check out this week's Thread Calendar
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In this delightful linguistic adventure, you’ll find that ‘A’ is not for ‘Apple’ but for ‘Aisle’ (because who needs fruit when you’re lost in a supermarket?), ‘B’ is not for ‘Ball’ but for ‘Bdellium’ (the perfect word for when you can’t find your ball in the jungle), and ‘C’ is not for ‘Cat’ but for ‘Czar’ (because every kid dreams of having a czar as a pet, right?).
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If you’re tired of boring ABC books that follow the rules, this book is here to shake things up and leave you questioning your entire language education. “P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever” is a literary masterpiece of alphabet confusion.